Featured Pages

• Necessities
  
• Living with Jon doesn't Last Long
  
• oMi's House of Kick Ass Pizza
  
• This Graph Exists
  
• True Story
  
• Murder Cookies!
  
• Fluffy Stuffs are Hungry
  
• mmmm....waffles
  
• Core Rage Dump
  
• Presents
  
• Zombie Bunker in Construction
  
• Sarah's Bitter About Something
  
• Making Buttons Makes me Happy
  
• Video Games Which I Rock At
  
• Is Jon Leaving me again?
  
• Ross' Birthday
  
• Faulty Grain Products
  
• I should be Embedded
  
• Presents from Kyla
  
• Disregard
  
• Perverted English
  
• Planets and Peanuts
  
• Rocket Powder
  
• This is harder when there's more words to read...spiders.
  
• Jon gets 100% in everything but relationships
  
• Jurassic Park was Fact, Not Fiction
  
• Pinball
  
• Dave (Quimby) Pt. 2
  
• Jay + Dinosaurs
  
• Study on That Side
  
• I Smell Like Fish
  
• What Would you Give to Get a Super-Suit
  
• Crime Wave
  
• The 9's Point 2
  
• I can't believe I never talked about my Jello Theory
  
• Great Steak and Potato
  
• All Sun, No Rise
  
• Cheese is Cheap in The Americas
  
• Tequila is a Purge that's Needed
  
• Spatch-A-Spoon
  
• I Think Batman Would Want to be my Friend....
  
• Large Hadron Collider
  
• The Potato Chip Matrix
  
• A Different Kind of Normal
  
• It Involved a Shoe Lace...
  
• BLO-MI
  
• The Other Woman
  
• The Day of Doom
  
• FANOOOF SMASH
  
• A Sound Investment
  
• Phuck Physics!
  
• Curses!
  
• What should I call this page where I dress up in eyes, Jon beats me, and then I eat a ham?
  
• Proportional Response
  
• High Blood Pressure
  
• Going to the Movies
  
• Profit Beans
  
• Pizza Card
  
• House Hippos
  
• Emo oMi
  
• These are the Daves...
  
• The World Wants Me To Play Warcraft
  
• Thai
  
• Hair Pt.2 Mullet
  
• Hair Pt. 3: Intervention
  
• Quest Helper
  
• Where is Dave?
  
• Badgers Cheat
  
• Air oMi
  
• Jon-itis
  
• Jon's Learning Process
  
• InterJon
  
• 3% Failure Rate
  
• Trees Shouldn't Be So Flammable
  
• Two Goals Waved Off in 30 Seconds... WHAT THE *($&@(!!!! ....Also, Christmas
  
• Stop Hogging The Cheddar
  
• As Wicked by Rancid
  
• David Expected More From Us
  
• Solid State Shines with the Heavens Glow
  
• oMiPhant
  
• Christmas Dinner
  
• Hurry Hard
  
• Cats Don't Need to be Fed EVERY Day
  
• LaCoooCaRACha
  
• Sarah Destroys My Computer Pt. 3. Disregard For Human Well-Being
  
• Sarah Destroys My Computer Pt. 7: Outbreak
  
• Sarah Destroys My Computer Pt. 8: Even Cyborgs Need DownTime
  
• Sarah Destroys My Computer Pt. 9: Love Can Be Measured In Pixels
  
• oMii
  
• It's Not the Height that Counts
  
• Eyes on the Prize
  
• Jonathan Schmidt, B.Eng
  
• improbable midterm
  
• Sandra's Birthday
  
• Jon's options
  
• Running with Riddick
  
• Sometimes It's Hard to be a Literary Snob
  
• The Wrong Type of Weight Loss
  
• Compare!!
  
• I Love it When A Plan Comes Together...
  
• I've got a thing for Doctors
  
• Liar!
  
• A Task
  
• All Alone
  
• Check This Out
  
• Touche
  
• Frosting
  
• BEEP
  
• Qualities
  
• My New Poster
  
• Cease and Desist
  
• Data-bi
  
• Threats of Invasion
  
• Commitment
  
• Protect the Beans!!
  
• Continuing the Protection
  
• VRRRRM....(ba)
  
• Happy Birthday, Landon
  
• Upgrading
  
• Port Knocking
  
• pst invite
  
• Evac
  
• Intimidating Introductions
  
• Sorry
  
• Assemble
  
• AGM
  
• Happy Birthday Jon
  
• Working with others
  
• oMi Online cast
  
• Moving pt 1 - The Plan
  
• Moving pt 2. Interrupted Execution
  
• Moving pt. 3. hmph!
  
• Moving pt. 4. They like me just fine!
  
• Moving pt 5. Beer! (omg, I spelled 'ah' wrong. wow.)
  
• Taking the Fall
  
• Ages 3 and up
  
• Halloween Special pt 2: Stam-Priest
  
• Halloween Special pt 3: 20hr cooldowns
  
• Halloween Special pt 4: Achieve Excellence
  
• Halloween Special pt. 5: Redemption
  
• I never lose my mittens
  
• I need a vaccine that covers more stuff...
  
• Exams
  
• It's so warm inside a Snuggie
  
• Garbage: Round 2
  
• Poker with my hippo
  
• dun-na-nas
  
• Pointy Bits
  
• Page 48: How to Write a Book
  
• The hat makes him gangsta
  
• Comp Sci doesn't cover this
  
• I brought steak sauce...
  
• They give me headaches but at least the sound quality is horrible
  
• It's not the first time
  
• That's not right
  
• It might do something...
  
• Jon's quite protective when it comes to polyhedrons
  
• VANOC vs.
  
• Fever
  
• Grab Bag
  
• Crazy Schemes
  
• Seriously, he's got NO fever
  
• When all else fails - spray cheese
  
• Easily Trapped
  
• Newton's Kissing Ball Problem
  
• WIBBLE!
  
• 2 kibbles remaining
  
• FatCatz
  
• No more cookies for anyone
  
• EASTER
  
• Tree Fishing
  
• A True Story...
  
• I'm always good
  
• A Gross Violation....(not that gross)...
  
• there is poop on Jon's head
  
• Moonlighting
  
• More like half...
  
• I'm not budging on this! I'm right!!
  
• Tie Breaker
  
• A Fine Motto
  
• It didn't have to be this way
  
• The best place on earth
  
• Yes. Can't have knobby head burn...
  
• Yeah. We're both bald now.
  
• Vacation
  
• Fish Food
  
• Free Peanuts are Awesome
  
• Take the hint!
  
• Stop Stuffing!
  
• Incentive
  
• Come out, Come out
  
• Spoiler -- Heartbroken
  
• Party Planning
  
• Camping
  
• Alternatives to Airconditioning
  
• It's hard to consider this a present
  
• A change in scenery
  
• Alberta
  
• A new skill
  
• Dinner
  
• Airshow
  
• Airshowboat
  
• He never does.
  
• Jetpacks and Testicles
  
• He's right
  
• It's just like that
  
• Expressions
  
• We haven't even gotten to restrictions yet
  
• An Accurate Simile
  
• Technical Help
  
• ugggghhhh
  
• A Theft Most Horrid
  
• Someone
  
• The Best Defense
  
• Depleted
  
• Now Gluten Free!
  
• Just Ridiculous
  
• More things should be like they are in my head
  
• If One, Then All
  
• A Great Idea
  
• It was a pretty good dinner
  
• More Information
  
• Who had 2 days/food related in the pool?
  
• Strings (in ghetto vision)
  
• I'm really quite pissed
  
• Magicka Influential
  
• Invisappropriate
  
• Barely passed the veto
  
• I held off on posting this until after David moved out...
  
• Ready....set....
  
• Punk you'd better back up
  
• I wish we were able to deny at least one of these
  
• 100% True
  
• Pre-Exam Rituals
  
• ding dong
  
• gj hackers
  
• We're on our way RIGHT NOW.
  
• Chocolate Milk
  
• Confer
  
• Repercussions of Monday
  
• gardening
  
• Four good questions and an excellent answer
  
• That time of year again
  
• And he said it was a waste of money...
  
• I can feel him judging us.
  
• It's not about what I think, it's just fact.
  
• Welcome Back
  
• Shipping
  
• Bitcoins
  
• Mein Stuffs
  
• One year later and still not PG
  
• Burfday Card
  
• No
  
• Total Agreement
  
• Peace Aveet
  
• True Story
  
• If the doors open at six, I'll be in the hospital by seven
  
• AGM (Now in Widescreen)
  
• A brief explanation of why
  
• The Wombat
  
• Should I Do This?
  
• I hate yogurt
  
• It really is....
  
• Testing
  
• Deterrent
  
• After hours of brainstorming, this was the only plan we came up with:
  
• My vision for the future involves playing violent video games in peace
  
• Femininity