Do you find yourself continually making bad judgement calls? Then make one more and download this app now! From this day forward, your decisions can be influenced by strangers! (Some of who are probably jerks)

Should I Do This? I dunno...ask that guy...

Do you hate people but love to insult them?
Are your insults getting tired and stale?
Now there's a solution!
The Random Insult Generator For Lazy People!
An app that uses something random near my desk, a body part, and an animal to generate an awesome new insult.
The flagship of my new line of apps: Simple Apps for Ridiculous People